5 Stages of Love:
1. Attraction
2. Romance
3. Passion
4. Intamacy
5. Commitment

5 stages of Grief:

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Barganing
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

5 Stages of Violent Crime:

1. Intent
2. Interview
3. Positioning
4. Attack
5. Reaction

5 stages of “Some Bullsh*t” as defined by BigSisterGorgeous1:

1. OH HELL NAW!
I just now this aggin didn’t just say what I think he said

2. WTF
*&#@$*&@#!!!

3. PRIORITIES
If I choke a b*tch, I could go to jail

4. DAMMIT
This b*tch ain’t gonna never have my money

5. AIGHT
This is a b*tch a$$ MF’er