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9-11 : 2005 ISU World Figure Skating Championships presented by Olay
11-12: Smart Ones Skate America

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9 - 10: 2005 WPBA Cuetec Cues Florida Classic: Karen Corr vs. Allison Fisher
10 -11: 2005 WPBA Cuetec Cues Florida Classic: Karen Corr vs. Monica Webb
11-12: 2005 WPBA Cuetec Cues Florida Classic: Karen Corr vs. GA Young Kim

Me: Do you want Ketchup, mustard or both on your hotdog?

4yr: Ketchup….I Loooooooove Ketchup

Me: Do you love Ketchup as much as you love your mommy?

4yr: ummmmm….Yes….Yes I do

Mommy What Part of the Earth Do Vampires Live On?

Setting: Two kids are at the park playing tag….kid 1 is about to be tagged by kid 2….

Kid 1: Timeout
Kid2: You’re it
Kid1: no i’m not I called time out
kid 2: you can do that it’s cheating
Kid 1: that’s not cheating I’m just tired so I called time out….Time in
kid 2: YOU’re…
Kid 1: TIME OUT

5 minutes pass and kid 1 is FINALLY it
Kid 2: I’m tired i’m going sit down…so time out
Kid 1: You’re it…you can’t call time out…that is cheating…
Kid 2: I can call time out…YOU just did it…

Kid 1: Why are you talking about stuff that happened in the past?
Kid 2: I Quit

MALONE BULLDOZES OVER KATRINA RED TAPE: NBA star brings trucks to haul away debris despite resistance from FEMA.

*When former Utah Jazz all-star Karl Malone brought his logging company in Arkansas into Pascagoula, Miss. to clear out debris left behind by Hurricane Katrina, his team was met by a brick wall named Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and orange cones nicknamed the Army Corps of Engineers. Both said Malone wasn’t authorized to bring his machinery into the area to clear private property.

Bob Anderson, a spokesman for the Army Corps of Engineers, said FEMA and the corps by law could only allow approved contractors to clear debris and that only government agencies could work on “public rights of way.”

The Mailman wasn’t trying to hear it. (more…)