Let me preface this by saying that I am a horrible writer and an even worse story teller.
The trip started out with a horrible lunch at Eno, which was so bad that the comped the meal. Then we were off the the airport…checking bags and going through security was relatively uneventful if you don’t count damn near having to strip to no make the buzzer go off. We breeze through to fing of course that our flight is delayed. Which is a problem because we have a connecting flight in Dallas. The flight is supposed to leave at 4:02 pm and we start boarding around 4:50. Which is 3:50 Dallas time….our flight in Dallas is scheduled to start boarding at 5:50. (Bored Yet) Well if not keep reading. If so, I’ll get wit cha.

Short version 2 hour flight leaves aroung 4pm Dallas time connecting flight is supposed to take off at 6:20 Dallas time. Flight lands right at 6pm BUT of course we have to taxi to the gate and then we are sitting in the crack of the planes ass so…..YEAH.

By the time we get off the plane it is 6:20…luckily we only have to go three gates over becuase of course our connecting flight was NOT late so we OJ’d it throught the airport and made our flight….only to sit in the crack of that planes ass too…and for a while it smelled like it too.