If you could have one person you have encountered in your lifetime removed from existance would you do it…and if so..who would it be and why?

Cube is one of the best ever…I don’t care what anybody says…

Ice Cube - The Product Lyrics

I was told, cause I didn’t witness the whole act
In and out was the movement of the bozack
It was hot and sweaty and lots of pushin
Then the nut came gushin
And it was hell tryin to bail to the ovary
With nuttin but the Lord lookin over me
I was white with a tail
But when I reached the finish line, young black male! (more…)

How Funny is this?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060804/od_afp/britaintelecomjobs

LONDON (AFP) - A company has defended its decision to sack one of its staff by text message, claiming it was keeping in touch with youth culture.

Katy Tanner, a 21-year-old sales assistant, received the message while she was off work with a migraine, the South Wales Echo newspaper said Friday.

The text message said: “We will not require your services anymore…Thank you for your time with us.” (more…)

It has just been brought to my attention that “I” have deemed today (August 3, 2006) “National No Status Day”.

So as you go through the day using your instant messenger or choice and you see all of your contacts, family, Net Friends, and other people you really don’t remember why or how they got on you list, statuses or Statii. Don’t feel pressured to come up with a witty saying to fit in. Just remember that it is International No Status Day, this is the day were of of the unfunny and non-creative individuals feel they can take down their “Away” or “Not at my desk” messages simply because they don’t want to appear lame. Well today, by simply saying you are celebrating “No Status Day” you have instantly become one of the cool kids. Well you can do that or use “Mel Gibson doesn’t care about Jewish People”….either one should break.

Thank you,

Unk T
Interim Dictator of the Internet

WHY in the hell am I seeing Mel Gibson all over the damn TV. He drove drunk and talked some ish.

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!!!!

He was talking Ish about Jews…I don’t care if he walked around L.A. butt a$$ nekkid and called each and every black person a “N-Word” to their face.

I DON’T NEED TO SEE IT AS THE LEADING STORY ON EVERY F*CKING NEWS SHOW!!!!!

OK…I feel better now…