It has just been brought to my attention that “I” have deemed today (August 3, 2006) “National No Status Day”.

So as you go through the day using your instant messenger or choice and you see all of your contacts, family, Net Friends, and other people you really don’t remember why or how they got on you list, statuses or Statii. Don’t feel pressured to come up with a witty saying to fit in. Just remember that it is International No Status Day, this is the day were of of the unfunny and non-creative individuals feel they can take down their “Away” or “Not at my desk” messages simply because they don’t want to appear lame. Well today, by simply saying you are celebrating “No Status Day” you have instantly become one of the cool kids. Well you can do that or use “Mel Gibson doesn’t care about Jewish People”….either one should break.

Thank you,

Unk T
Interim Dictator of the Internet