As The Avatar Turns
Javarontae Holmes is having a very bad day. He woke up this morning with a 102.3 fever and a sore throat. His head was spinning and could barley walk straight. What upset him the most is that he won’t be able to work today. There are no paid sick days for the self employed. He’s not too worried because he’s invested well but he mad as hell because he’s stuck baby sitting. Normally he wouldn’t stand for this but even he knows money needs to be made…so today he made an exception.
So here he stands with lil Nu Nu sitting in a stroller screaming, nose running, head banging and bottle of Advil in his right hand. He’s in a dirty beat up robe with snotty tissues hanging out of the pockets and has a box of tissues in his left hand.
My daughters Christmas List 2006 Edition
Joy buzzer
Holly Hobby with shoeshiner,
Yu-Gi-oh cards and Pokemoncards,
Barbie truck with juczie and pink bathroom, Silly Scissors kit and craft-a-card Kit, two binders and two packs of erasers
barbie 100 piece puzzle,
Race Car coloring book, Otumatic pencil charpiner notepad
Wake me up puppy Game,boy with game boy games, Amazing Living pets RC cruzer Baby born
Ben ten labrutary Vurtacon
Viedio now Make-up Set Holly Hobbie will make Snowcones with you, Hair color changeing cabage patch kids.
See last years list HERE
for a good laugh….
BET Hip-Hop Awards Revisited
OK….
Why can’t BET afford to pay some real production aggins. This ish looks like some aggins had a video camera and video taped a Tyler Perry play.
JD and Luda opening the show with “Welcome to Atlanta”…Ya’ll should have updated your verses.
Katt Williams intro was hilarious… (more…)
Trying to get you and that booty
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BET Awards - T.I. is Serious

T.I. told ya’ll in his first album (for those who haven’t heard it you need to get it) that he is SERIOUS. He proved it last night at the BET awards. His performance was proceeded by a vingette of him and P$C in a dressing room. T.I. was decked out in a fly suit and the P$C was complaining about how he needs to start being T.I.P. again. The P$C leaves the dressing room and T.I. is left alone looking in the mirror. In the mirror he sees visions on himself in a hoodie that has a crown BEDAZZLED on the hood. He shakes his head and goes to the door to leave the dressing room and when he opens the door standing there is is D-Boy(Dope Boy) alter ego T.I.P. T.I.P. tells T.I. that he can’t come out tonight…that T.I.P. has it uncer control (I wonder if T.I. has been watching Heroes?).
Well T.I.P. hits the stage with CRAZY engery and rips it. T.I. can rock a stage by his damn self like folks used to do back in the day. He ain’t just standing on the stage rocking back and forth grabbin his nuts wondering why the crowd is dead.
Watch the BET Awards Wednesday….it was a good show….but then again I could be biased cause I was there…lol
