As The Avatar Turns

Posted in by Tim on the November 28th, 2006

Javarontae

Javarontae Holmes is having a very bad day. He woke up this morning with a 102.3 fever and a sore throat. His head was spinning and could barley walk straight. What upset him the most is that he won’t be able to work today. There are no paid sick days for the self employed. He’s not too worried because he’s invested well but he mad as hell because he’s stuck baby sitting. Normally he wouldn’t stand for this but even he knows money needs to be made…so today he made an exception.

So here he stands with lil Nu Nu sitting in a stroller screaming, nose running, head banging and bottle of Advil in his right hand. He’s in a dirty beat up robe with snotty tissues hanging out of the pockets and has a box of tissues in his left hand.

Java is about to sneeze, so he puts the bottle of Advil in his pocket and and lets out a huge wet sneeze. He looks in the mirror and there is snot dripping from his nose. He wipes his nose and frowns as he looks at the new growth peeking through his normally freshly permed hair.

Java then says aloud, “I need to take my ass to the Dominicans and get this sh!t tight before I go anywhere”

He the looks over at Lil Nu Nu and says, “Nu Nu don’t ever walk around like this…you’ve got a reputation to uphold as a pimp…..”

Come back soon for the next episode of As The Avatar Turns

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