Presidential Exploratory Committe

Posted in General, Just Random *ish by Tim on the January 22nd, 2007

Don’t act like y’all knew this, but for a minute now I have been thinking hard about what I’m gone do in 2008. I didn’t plan on doing anything, but since everybody else is…WTH let me run for president. I know that all y’all jock me as much as I jock myself, so the idea of my not winning this ish right here is just simply laughable.

So what I’m gonna need y’all to do is start sending me money and get everybody y’all know to send me money. You are not sending me money because I am running for President. You are sending me money cause I AM AND WILL FOREVER ALWAYS BE THE ISH.

So may campaign slogan is some ish I know errbody has said at one time or another ….Where Da Cash At?

So elect me President and let’s get this money…. SHAWTY

Unk T 3000 in 2008
“Where Da Cash At?”

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Overheard @ work: Father and daughter in the men’s room

Posted in General, family, Just Random *ish by Tim on the January 15th, 2007

They are in a stall

Daughter: Daddy why does he have a bigger tee tee?

Father: Because he’s a boy and boy’s have bigger tee tees.

Daughter: But what it he wasn’t a boy and had a bigger tee tee.

(father changes the subject)

Father: You ok up there…

Daughter: Yes, I’m truing to go poopie so I have to take my time, there are magazines over there

Father: I don’t think any of these would be good for you to read.

Daughter: No, I meant for you to read

(I guess that was her way to let daddy know she’d be a while)

Father: oh

(The father bumps into the door)

Daughter: What was that?

Father: I bumped into the door…

Daughter: Daddy do you have any friends here….

This is when I leave the restroom cracking up….

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Yeah or Naw

Posted in Just Random *ish by Tim on the January 12th, 2007

True Or False…..changed to Yeah or Naw

jacked from Anna

Feel free to not answer any question you feel uncomfortable with.

I am shorter than 5′5″: hell naw

I have many scars: naw

I tan easily: Naw…I don’t tan I get blacker

I wish my hair was a different color: Naw

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: Naw….

I’ve had braces: Naw

I wear glasses or contacts: Yeah

I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger: Yeah….I am kinda fly

I have freckles: Naw…

I’ve fallen asleep at work or school: Yeah

I failed more than 1 class: Yeah…but it’s because I stopped going to class and never withdrew

I’ve been fired: Naw

Disney movies still make me cry: Yeah…I still skip the scene where Mufasa dies

I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried: Yeah

I’ve glued my hand to something: Naw

I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose: Yeah

I’ve had my pants rip/drop in public: Naw

I’ve had my tonsils removed: Naw

I’ve sat in a doctors office with a Friend : Naw

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed: Naw

I had a serious surgery: Naw

I’ve had chicken pox: Yeah

I’ve gotten lost in my city: Yeah

I’ve seen a shooting star: Naw

I’ve wished on a shooting star: Naw

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas: Naw…I don’t own any

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator: Naw

I’ve been to a casino: Hell yeah…in Vegas, Niagra Falls, New Orleans, Biloxi MS, a river boat in Iowa…I think thats it

I’ve been skydiving: Naw but I’m willing

I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour: Naw….I don’t like milk like that

I’ve been in a car crash: yeah…once

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue: Yeah…I grew up in Illinois shawty

I’ve sat on a roof top at night: yeah

I’ve played chicken: Yeah…back in the days on a bike

I’ve played a prank on someone: Yeah

I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show: Naw…but willing to see it

I’ve eaten Sushi: Yeah….and that one time will be the only time

I’ve been snowboarding: Naw…I’d go though

I’ve had a crush on a teacher: Naw

I’ve hugged a stranger: Yeah…I think I was drunk or they were drunk…lol

I own over 5 rap CDs: uh Yeah…..most of my collection is rap

I own multiple designer pants and shirts, costing over $100 piece: Naw…I’m a t-shirt and jeans guy

I own something from Hot Topic: Naw

I own something from Pac Sun: I don’t even know what the hell Pac Sun is….

I own something from The Gap: Yeah

I own something from Abercrombie: Naw

I can sing well: Hell Naw

I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant: Naw

I open up to others easily: Naw

I watch the news: Naw

I don’t kill bugs: Naw..I stomp them b!tches out

I sing in the shower: Naw…I sing in the car

I am a morning person: depends on what I’m doing in the morning

I am a sports fanatic: Naw

I twirl my hair: Naw….I don’t have enough hair to twirl

I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day: Yeah

I bake well: I can follow a recipe

My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue: Yeah….a deep sky blue though

I sometimes wear pajamas to school: Naw…I don’t wear Pajamas

I like Martha Stewart: Until she makes a fried bologna sammich on her show….NAW

I know how to shoot a gun: Naw

I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS: Naw

I laugh at my own jokes: Yeah…I really amuse myself

I am really ticklish: Naw

I love chocolate: Naw

I bite my nails: Yeah

I play video games: Yeah - I love the FInal Fantasy series and I want a Wii

I’m good at remembering faces: Yeah

I’m good at remembering names: Naw

I’m good at remembering dates: Yeah

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life: I don’t know what I want to do tomorrow

My answers are totally honest: Yeah

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