YES!! It’s back now quit trippin’.

When we last left off Lucy Ellis just got bum rushed by the police in her son Javaronte’s Fried Chicken, Laundry and Coffee house. The last thing Java heard was a thud. Well that was about 5 months ago. So, what’s been going on since then? Let’s find out.

Today is visitation day at the Cookiehead Jenkins Federal Prison. Java and Lucy bot sit down on opposite sides of a thick pane of glass and pick up their phones.

Java: I’m sorry Mama…

Lucy: Boy if you don’t stop apologizing to me every time we sit down here I’m going to jump through this glass and you’ll reall be sorry….

Java: Ok Mama…I’m….uh…so how are you doing?

Lucy: I’m good baby. You know mama is old school. I don’t need you to take care of me…remember I’m the one who raised you.

Java: I know mama…but I…

Lucy: But nothing, Now how have you been…

Java: I’m good mama. You know what mama I’m not good. You shouldn’t be in the prison I’m the one who…

Lucy: Boy if you don’t shut up…I told you we don’t talk about this here. I’ve got this. It’s people out there looking out for you. I’m going to be fine and I’ll be out in no time…

Java: People looking out for me…who…what are you talking about?

Lucy: Boy stop asking all these questions and just say yes mama like a good boy.

Java: Yes mama…

Lucy: OK…now get outta here and don’t forget to give your sister and Lil Nu Nu a kiss for me.

Java: Ok mama.. I’ll see you in two weeks… I love you mama.

Java gets up and walks out of Cookiehead (the prison) in tears. He can’t believe that he is responsible for his mama being in prison and will never forgive himself.

Lucy: That lil ol boy….I love that lil ol boy.

Lucy is escorted back to her cell. As she reaches her cell her cell mates immediatley stop laughing and talking and stand as if they are at attention, but they are looking at the ground.

Lucy suddenly forms a scowl.

Lucy: Did you nappy headed hoes do what I told you. Yes Becky the birds nest on top of your little blonde head is nappy too and you are definitely a ho.

The girls in unison said “Yes G-Mommy”

Lucy: Well ya’ll hoes can relax….you ain’t got nothing to worry about. I’ll be dealing with that Pigford girl when she gets here.

Yes you are right. Lucy Ellis has lots of secrets. Secrets that not even Java knows. See Lucy knew all about Java’s operation. She knew that the money to start the shop came from an Escort service that Java started in High School and eventually took world wide via the internet. Lucy knew all of this. Actually, nothing goes down in town without Lucy “G-Mommy” Ellis not only knowing but allowing it.

Jacked from Anna who jacked it from others.

I have seen most of the country due to my travels with WCW. I was in 2 to sometimes 3 different cities a week for almost 2 years. So I have traveled a lot…most of my travels have been on Ted’s dime.


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There is no “I” in TEAM…but there is a “M” and an “E”

OK with all of the hype it was getting Spiderman 3 was going to be the blockbuster of the summer right….WRONG.

It was a bad B-Movie at best.

What was up with the over the top bad acting?

Why was sand dude even in the movie?

Why was Venom only in like the last 2 scenes of the movie?

Was the black Spidey suit covered in AXE body spray?

What was the deal with the off-off-broadway not even in the city of new york musical sequence in the middle of the movie?

Damn Peter Parker turned into Leon Phepls.

Then he turned into to Ike Turner…when he slapped MJ I was waiting for him to say “nah nah nah get on up off that flo Anna Mae”

I don’t even know what else to say…. it was just really bad….

My eye was on the sparrow but that b!tch flew away.