Attention Lil Indian Dude in the office

Posted in Just Random *ish, Dumb ish, Rant by Tim on the January 17th, 2008

There is a low and a high urinal for a reason….

If you have to reach up to flush…

You are at the wrong one…

Thanks….

Free Mike Vick T-shirts

Posted in General, Just Random *ish by Tim on the September 2nd, 2007

T.Rex was fast as well as fearsome: scientists

Posted in Just Random *ish, Dumb ish, Rant by Tim on the August 22nd, 2007

LONDON (AFP) - Tyrannosaurus Rex was not just a fearsome carnivore but would have been able to outrun a finely-tuned human athlete, according to research published by scientists Wednesday.

Researchers at the University of Manchester in northwest England calculated that T.Rex could reach speeds of up to 18 miles (28.4 kilometres) per hour, which is marginally quicker than a professional footballer.

Scientists have long questioned how fast the six-tonne beast could run. Some argued that it could only lumber around or walk because of its oversized leg muscles.

But biomechanics specialist Bill Sellers and palaeontologist Phil Manning believe they have come up with the definitive answer after using a supercomputer to determine the running speeds of five meat-eating dinosaurs.

The calculations were based on the skeletal and muscular structure of the two-legged predators, optimum gait and posture.

A 70-kilogramme (154-pound) human with the muscle and bone structure of a professional sportsman was estimated to have a top running speed of 17.7 mph, just under the 17.9 mph for a T.Rex.

A 20-kg Velociraptor was found to have a top speed of 24 mph; a 430-kg Dilophosaurus 23.5 mph; and a 1.4-tonne Allosaurus 21 mph.

But a three-kilogramme Compsognathus, which lived about 150 million years ago, was found to be five mph faster than the estimate for the fastest living animal on two legs — a 65-kg ostrich (35 mph).

The study was published by Britain’s leading scientific academy The Royal Society.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070822/wl_uk_afp/britainsciencedinosaurs


OK

Why are MFer’s getting paid to tell me how fast a damn T.Rex ran. What does this ish have to do with anything of relative importance?

Why are they wasting money on this type of ish….is a someone about to make Jurassic Park 8 or something and wants that ish realistic as possible. I mean is somebody gonna be sitting in the audience and bust out with “This is is fake ain’t no T.Rex’s ever run that fast….they only ran 17mph….ish 18 tops”

HELL NAW….

Like in 2000 years they are going to be doing research saying that the average human in 2007 ran 16mph, BUT a crack head during that same time period was able to run at 20 mph…coining that immortal phrase “you know you ain’t catchin’ no crack head”

F*ck it…I’m heading to Africa to find definitive evidence of the existence of the first afro…

OK i’m done…

WTH - Rant

Posted in General, Just Random *ish, music by Tim on the August 14th, 2007

I’m sitting at my desk jamming to the beats and hooks on a mix cd I have. Well I made the mistake of actually catching one of the lines in the “Hey Bay Bay” remix.

The line is - My pants hang so low it looks like I’m rocking a pull up….

A PULL UP

You have to be f*cking kidding me….

Pull ups are fly now…. WTH?

Dude go back and listen to this verse and think “damn I need to pull my pants up”

That is some of the stupidest ish I’ve heard in years.

OK… *pulls pants up*

you know what F*CK it…I’m designing a line of pull ups with rhinestones and lights….

I’m done….

Places I’ve Been

Posted in General, Just Random *ish by Tim on the May 15th, 2007

Jacked from Anna who jacked it from others.

I have seen most of the country due to my travels with WCW. I was in 2 to sometimes 3 different cities a week for almost 2 years. So I have traveled a lot…most of my travels have been on Ted’s dime.


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