THE SH!T…….

but my question is….

Why is it that the only Autobot to die was……. The BLACK Autobot?

OK with all of the hype it was getting Spiderman 3 was going to be the blockbuster of the summer right….WRONG.

It was a bad B-Movie at best.

What was up with the over the top bad acting?

Why was sand dude even in the movie?

Why was Venom only in like the last 2 scenes of the movie?

Was the black Spidey suit covered in AXE body spray?

What was the deal with the off-off-broadway not even in the city of new york musical sequence in the middle of the movie?

Damn Peter Parker turned into Leon Phepls.

Then he turned into to Ike Turner…when he slapped MJ I was waiting for him to say “nah nah nah get on up off that flo Anna Mae”

I don’t even know what else to say…. it was just really bad….

What were you expecting? Not much

Did you get what you expected? Absolutely

Under what circumstances would you watch this movie again? I’d watch it again if I were flipping through the channels and came across it when nothing else was on. I wouldn’t even have to be drunk.

Would you have been mad if you spent your money to see this in theaters? HELLS YEAH

Favorite part of the movie I think Nachos skinny side kick was hilarious

Quote from the movie While praying Nacho says… “have I been paying to much attention to my stretchy pants”

My Rating 2 1/2 Tizzles: